The most underwhelming sales tool you'll ever love.
We queue the leads and write the scripts.
You just click 'send.' It's meh, but it works.
Not a bot · Not a CRM · Not another spreadsheet
Hey, thanks for reaching out...
Seen ✓✓
Never followed up 😬
The spreadsheet nightmare ends here.
You're dropping leads because you can't remember who you messaged and who replied last Tuesday. We organize the chaos so you stop losing money.
"Hey [name], saw your post on scaling outbound — we built something you'd find useful..."
✓ Sent to 42 leads"Just wanted to bump this — happy to show you a quick demo this week?"
✓ Sent to 38 leads"Last one from me — let me know if timing is off..."
⏳ Scheduled for 24 leadsA mindless assembly line for sales.
Build your multi-step cadences once. Every day, we hand you a list of who is due for a message or comment, and the exact script to paste. They reply? We pull them out of the queue automatically.
See what's working. Cut what isn't.
See exactly which DM templates are getting replies and which ones are being ignored. Send more of the good stuff, ditch the bad stuff, and log off earlier.
How does it work?
Import your list
Paste a spreadsheet, drop a CSV, or type in handles. We handle the rest.
We write the scripts
We draft and load every interaction based on the prospect's profile. Tweak it or don't.
Full send
Open your cadence, review, send. We queue the next touchpoints automatically.
"I used to track all my Instagram outreach in a spreadsheet and follow up manually. With meh, I can actually see which follow-up message gets the best reply rate. My booked meetings from Instagram went up 3x in the first month."
Things you're probably wondering
Can't I just do this myself?
Absolutely. You can spend 2 hours a day finding leads, writing DMs, tracking follow-ups in a spreadsheet, and losing track of who you already messaged. Or you can review 20 sends and go make a sandwich.
Will this get me banned?
Nope. You're sending messages yourself, from your own account. While we may automatically help with low-effort follows and likes in your cadence, we are not a bot without guardrails.
What platforms?
Instagram first. We'll add more based on what you actually use, not what looks good on a feature page.
Why is it called 'meh'?
Lol. While other decided to make AI Agent 1000x sales tools that promise to be revolutionary, we decided to make a tool for you to lower your expectations and (hopefully) get more revenue and save some time.
How much does it cost?
We're still figuring that out, but it'll be one flat price. No tiers. No 'contact sales.'
Ready to be underwhelmed?
Drop your email. We'll let you in when it's your turn. No spam, no tiers, no "contact sales."